WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
Not only has NASA done nothing of the sort, we’ve known about Pluto’s moons for years. Having moons doesn’t make something a planet. Orbiting the sun, being roughly spherical, and being large enough to clear other objects out of its orbital path makes something a planet. For goodness’ sake, Pluto is only about half as wide as the United States and its moons are less than 100 mi wide.
Besides which, if we reclassify Pluto as a planet, there are literally thousands of other objects in the Kuiper belt exactly like Pluto that would have to be reclassified as planets as well.
I get that everybody seems to have some kind of weird nostalgia for Pluto, but don’t go touting a popular vote as “NASA said.”
I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME.
THIS IS ALL VERY SUDDEN??? I AM NOT SURE IM READY FOR THIS LEVEL OF COMMITMENT.