Posted 28 minutes ago

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

(Source: androphilia)

Posted 4 hours ago

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

SAD TRASH BABY

*sobbing* while *laughing*

(Source: protectcharles)

Posted 5 hours ago

Perspective

outofcontextdnd:

The Cleric, commenting on the Ranger’s critical hit usage of Throw Anything

Cleric: You can’t throw a rapier and do that much damage! It’s a light weapon, it’s unrealistic.

DM, pointing at the Sorcerer: He can shoot magic from his fists.

Posted 7 hours ago

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

Posted 9 hours ago
Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you
Anonymous asked

blue-author:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

About page, nothing. Put that on your business cards.

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Posted 11 hours ago

brydeswhale:

You can get a t-shirt that says “leafs suck” and I want to get one and got to Toronto.

That’s where the most of them are likely worn, let’s be honest.